Comments on: CalWatchDog.com election coverage tonight…

By: Scab

Scab — Wed, 06 Jun 2012 03:11:40 +0000

Beam me up Scottie!

By: Beelzebub

Beelzebub — Wed, 06 Jun 2012 01:58:03 +0000

BREAKING NEWS!!!!

SCOTT WALKER SURVIVES RECALL!!!

HIP HIP HURRAY!!!

FOR HE’S A JOLLY GOOD FELLOW; FOR HE’S A JOLLY GOOD FELLOW; FOR HE’S A JOLLY GOOD FELLOW THAT NOBODY CAN DENY!!! ………….

YIPPPEEEE!!!!

LET THE TIDAL WAVE BEGIN ACROSS AMERICA!!!!

By: Dyspeptic

Dyspeptic — Wed, 06 Jun 2012 01:20:55 +0000

I have some ideas for reforming the political process in this republic of idiots.

Allow a voting option for NONE OF THE ABOVE.

Require that all elective office holders be drug and alcohol tested weekly. Those testing positive are summarily dismissed from office under our enlightened zero tolerance policy. It’s for the children you know.

Attach polygraph machines to all political debate participants and broadcast the results as a public service.

Bring back the ancient and noble traditon of tar and feather hazing for especially noxious politicos. It’s more humane and alot more fun than waterboarding.

Put GPS trackers on all office holders just so we know what their up to and who their consorting with.

Insist that all elected officials breath helium before publicly speaking.

And finally, require all office holders to wear big floppy clown shoes and a red bozo nose when conducting public business.

By: Beelzebub

Beelzebub — Tue, 05 Jun 2012 19:02:40 +0000

The ‘gimme’ generation. heh. A self-love/hate relationship. They love to take but hate themselves for doing it. heh. Comical. 🙂

By: queeg

queeg — Tue, 05 Jun 2012 18:11:28 +0000

Nah!

No COLA’S.

By: Beelzebub

Beelzebub — Tue, 05 Jun 2012 17:45:35 +0000

Just checked. Lufthansa has a flight (#453) leaving LAX for Haare, Zimbabwe in the am via Munich and Johannesburg. Apparently it leaves daily. One-way is probably about $1000. I don’t think elections are necessary there. If you need a lift to the airport – contact me.

By: queeg

queeg — Tue, 05 Jun 2012 17:19:51 +0000

Are elections really necessary in California?

We have the pie cut just fine and the Republicans have cuttin a slice or two too!

By: Beelzebub

Beelzebub — Tue, 05 Jun 2012 15:45:11 +0000

Oh, and I recommend everyone vote for Orly Taitz for a runoff with Crimestein in November. Call her what you want. The woman has more gonad power than all the male legislators in Sactown and DC combined. Look at all the abuse she has take in the last 3 years. Based on new information that has been released in the last year on the long-legged mac daddy’s birth certificate, selective service registration card and SSN – it appears that Orly was barking up the RIGHT tree after all. Those who have look honestly at the new evidence and claim NOT – are in major denial.

Good luck to you, Orly. I hope you win so that you will get nationwide recognition and the loudpspeaker to spread the TRUTH! The TRUTH to a common politician is analgous to what the crucifix is to Dracula. They hate it with a passion. You go, girl. God bless your courage!

By: Beelzebub

Beelzebub — Tue, 05 Jun 2012 15:34:22 +0000

I will walk to the local voting poll a little later and catch up on all the neighborhood gossip. That’s about all it’s good for anymore. All of us informed citizens understand that the value of the vote – just like the value of the dollar – has been greatly diluted and debased in the last 20 years. That’s because none of the lying pols are held accountable for their campaign season lies. All are allowed to steal our money and votes based on a pack of lies – with NO consequences. That’s democracy??? Sorry. I disagree. Look at all the poor souls who voted in the Tea Party candidates to Congress in 2010 based on their lies. 15 of the freshman Tea Party elected are now on the bankster’s (TARP banks and the American Bankster’s Association) payrolls after telling us how bad the TARP banks were and how they were going to clean up Wall Street. heh. No one in politics can be trusted anymore. No one.

I will fill you in on the neighborhood gossip that Mrs. Doubtfire relays to me later. No doubt it will be juicy. She knows everyone getting divorced and everyone who in underwater on their mortgage. She knows everything. The CIA should hire her. I bet she could destroy Al-Queda singlehandedly with her eavesdropping abilities and sharp tongue!!! heh. 😀