Yes, but he looks good in a suit and has such a nice speaking voice. And, as a special, added bonus, he’s a Half-rican. Besides, who cares about President Know Nothing and his full frontal assault on our liberty. Michele looks simply stunning in those sleeveless designer gowns that cost more than an average American makes in a year. And, like the psychopath Chris Dorner said, Michele’s new haircut looks so good with the bangs and all.

Lets all try to stay focused on the important stuff like where dead terrorists get buried, kidnapped women in Cleveland, Angelina Jolie’s mastectomy, or the latest food fad. We little people need to stop worrying ourselves over these scandals. We just need to have more faith in the healing power of Big Government. We must believe in the superior wisdom, foresight and rectitude of our Overlords, then all will be well.