Comments on: ‘Broken City’ = broken movie

By: Let It Collapse

Let It Collapse — Fri, 02 Aug 2013 06:03:43 +0000

More in tune with reality when it comes to NYC, my fantasy star lineup for “Broken City” would be: Moe Howard as the Mayor, Mae West as his wife, Larry Fine as a compromised ex-cop, Curly Howard as the reform challenger and, finally, Don Knotts as the police commissioner.

To gain the full impact of the film’s theme it’s critical to make it as real as possible. And since NYC has been a joke as far back as I can remember, making this film anything other than a ROTFL comedy would be a great disservice to the Hollywood genre.

I would love to listen to Moe and Curly debate ‘big gulp’ sodas and the law prohibiting smoking in bars.

And I would love to hear Curly (a Bloomberg prototype) propose a ban on kissing during foreplay.

Bloomberg has to be the biggest moron who walks upright on 2 feet.

Why grown adults tolerate his liberal iron-fisted bouts of fascism I’ll never know.

By: Dyspeptic

Dyspeptic — Fri, 02 Aug 2013 02:02:10 +0000

So what ever happened to James Woods. He seems to have disappeared (or am I just out of touch with Hollyweird movies these days). Did he retire or get blacklisted for being a libertarian?

Personally, I avoid seeing anything with Marky Mark in it. Just another Hollyweird egomaniac Obama worshiping gungrabber. It didn’t help that he had some really vicious things to say about Charlton Heston after the man died and couldn’t fight back. Just another no class, stupid, obscenely overpaid punk actor.

Heston was a truly fine actor and a civil rights defender his whole life. Wahlberg the lowlife punk, not so much.

By: CSHJ

CSHJ — Thu, 01 Aug 2013 22:09:37 +0000

Forget writing the script. You can’t even write a decent article.