The latest “reform” includes no back packs, no patriotic tee shirts, no school lockers, no sugaree stuff, birth control from school , on site free clinics, extended day care, mainstreaming budding Charlie Manson’s, aggressive pregnancy counseling, God is a cuss word, math answers that are close, gold medals for all participants, pay big bucks for off site coaching…guaranteed first team status in school sports and pep cheering, subsidized day care, three meals a day including summer, parent interpreters at Johnnies knife fight parent/teacher conference, health department permits for bake sales and last: crosses, bibles, prayer and bible study groups, religious symbol jewelry ruled as unlawful Kryptonite!

Gross over reactions, of course…..no offense….you know…..let’s all get along together….it takes a village of idiots to make this work!