CBS: Record cold ice storms = global warming

by John Seiler | February 15, 2014 1:26 am

I’ve finally figured it out. CBS just ran a story[1] blaming global warming for the record cold ice storms Back East. So, here’s what it all means:

global warming = global warming

global cooling = global warming

climate change = global warming

more hurricanes = global warming

fewer hurricanes = global warming

war = peace = global warming

freedom = slavery = global warming

ignorance = strength = global warming

Endnotes:
  1. just ran a story: http://www.breitbart.com/Big-Journalism/2014/02/13/Horrible-Winter-CBS-Says-Blame-Global-Warming

Source URL: https://calwatchdog.com/2014/02/15/cbs-record-cold-ice-storms-global-warming/