Comments on: SoCal carpool lanes could open up https://calwatchdog.com/2015/02/09/socal-car-pool-lanes-could-open-up/ Tue, 10 Feb 2015 20:10:09 +0000 hourly 1 By: Queeg https://calwatchdog.com/2015/02/09/socal-car-pool-lanes-could-open-up/#comment-109883 Tue, 10 Feb 2015 17:23:11 +0000 http://calwatchdog.com/?p=73593#comment-109883 Simplest way to resolve freeway traffic. Every lane a toll lane with variable per hour rates.

Comrades will drive surface streets. And…..get free bullet train chits!

The Bourgeois ride the freeways…. supporting that tax the rich mantra thingee!

Prius driving Comrades get to drive freeways free. Telsa driving Bourgeois get free oil and lube coupons from Groupon!

Truck drivers drive on anything on graveyard shift and get Farmer Brothers coffee chits at Rex The Wonder Dog’s truck stop.

Clergy, emergency vehicles, government workers get a free morning newspaper of choice for staying off all roads during peak urban rush hours, but exempted if driving through communities of less than 18,206 Comrades.

Educators, those with Caddilac health care and first time drivers get free streaming Netflix for being passengers in a carpool vehicle with no less than five people.

Miscellaneous troughies and egregious other feeders get all you can eat chits from Crackle Barrell in Blythe or Waffle House in Borrego Springs for directing traffic during rush hours in communities of less than 4,877 Comrades.

It just takes a Village to come up with the simplest of solutions.

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