How about this one – Vote Republican and you will get perpetual war, explosive increases in public debt, open borders, amnesty for illegal aliens, an increasingly bankrupt welfare state funded by the FED printing press, a government run by corporate shills, a military industrial complex that can never have enough of your money and politicians who are embarrassingly inarticulate, dull witted, gutless, prevaricating, empty suit surrender monkeys.

But wait, there’s more!

At no extra charge we will throw in for free – Fake tans, slurred speech, a disturbing penchant for counter productive public statements, an embarrassingly lachrymose sentimentality, a painfully awkward public demeanor and the intellectual acumen of a car wash attendant.