I would take the Choo Choo over the Frackee everytime!

Hey, nothing bad ever happens here. This is California! I used to live on top of the San Andreas Fault and nothing bad ever happened to me!

I just found out that if you dig a hole deep enough to rupture an aquifer, you might end up with no water for your wells. Think about it–the tunnel through the San Gabriels for the high-speed rail, the Delta tunnels, and now…fracking!

So, fracking along the San Andreas (or any of the million other seismic features of California) could be the beginning of an exciting new phase of our history.

I, for one, wouldn’t want to miss it for the world. I would like a box seat next to the action. I’ll have my water delivered by Amazin.com drones directly.

Though, I do worry about those 600 chemicals. Do I want to know what they are and what they do and why I shouldn’t bother about this?

good point ricky–

you seem like you like chemical exposure…..mmmmmm…frackee frackee crackee crackee for rickee chemee—- I bet your pre existing condition is a doooooooozie!

That is not the reason Queeg wears his MAGA hat backwards.
Being a compassionate man, he simply wants to warn potential love interests that “My Azz Got AIDS.”

we get one weak article per week to chew on….

No tomes by troubled doomers….

Teddy Is infallible on every one of his posts…

Queeg is the Renaissance Man who wears a Farmer MAGA green hat backwards, the ultimate PR out in the rental yard. He even gives free autographs. Bless him.

Uly…so many commuter worn out Calif. residents… we will never run out of customers.

By demand…Technicolor pictures of Baby and Vicious come with each doomer travel packet.

Now, now, Uly. You know I’m only looking out your bottom line. Peddling trailers to these run of the mill doomers is a failed business model. As more move out of state fleeing the liberal tyranny, your customer base grows ever smaller.
I was trying to revive your business by appealing to a whole new class of Doomers like Uncle Teddy. These paranoiac ex-hippies are terrified of ‘the big one’ ripping the San Andreas fault and causing coastal Cali to slide into the sea. Think of the possibilities of a whole new class of New Age Doomers. Now not all will need to rent your crappy trailers held together with Queeg’s slapdash welding. Some, like Teddy still have their dusty, flower power, paisley covered VW vans rusting away in the garage so they could use those if they can get them started. Still enough might need your services to keep the rental yard chain link gates open. Your land sharks, Vicious and Baby cannot live on trespassers alone you know
Remember, as a long term observer of California politics, I’m always here to help anytime!

You is one hurting dude……my business plan depends on squeezing out the remaining doomers near the coast and assisting their moves to Redd-Est Neck Nirvana….jug whistling West Virginans won’t be happy.

Teddy Unsteady: If pumping chemicals into the largest fault in the Northern hemisphere could cause the San Andreas to rupture with a 10.0 quake and result in coastal California from San Francisco to LA to slide into the Pacific, then what sane person could be against it?
Frackee, frackee, please make large crackee,crackee!

Thks Teddy , The Sage of Doomerville!

Ulysses sends regards.

He is sweating like a aged prize fighter using his Zorro whip getting impatient/uncouth doomers in the usual morning trailer selection line up.

The work though rewarding is gruesome around here.