By John Seiler

Who said California is running behind other states in creativity and innovation?

The following story seems to come from The Onion. But it’s from ABC News:

“Four female correction officers were impregnated by the reported leader of a Maryland prison gang, which used a network of female prison guards to help launder money, run drugs and smuggle contraband into state detention facilities, according to a federal indictment.

“One of the guards was twice impregnated by Tavon White, identified in court papers as the alleged leader of the Black Guerilla Family….

“The Black Guerilla Family began in California in the 1960s but has since spread across the country. Gang members first appeared in Maryland prisons in the 1990s….

“The indictment portrays a prison system run by inmates, including members of the Black Guerilla Family gang.

“‘This is my jail,’ White, who is awaiting trial for attempted murder, bragged on a tapped phone call from the Baltimore City Detention Center. ‘I make every final call in this jail.'”