The ACLU is fighting an Orwellian scheme in Contra Costa to microchip preschoolers, as if they were dogs.

You have to wonder what kind of people would enslave kids like that. Think back to your own childhood. Wasn’t part of the fun of it wandering away from your parents and doing something dangerous? It’s called growing up.

But the real intent here is to get us  used to being microchipped ourselves. After all, if preschoolers need microchips, then so do grade schoolers … and middle schoolers … and high schoolers … and college students … and everybody.