I’d rather have Jerry Springer as governor than Jerry Brown. For one thing, it would get the ex-Cincinnati mayor’s show off daytime TV when kids watch it.

But, due to Meg’s amateurish campaign, it looks like we’ll be stuck with Jerry Brown again. So, we’d better get used to such Moonbeamisms as he spouted Saturday at the Faith Forum in San Francisco:

The key to California is not the past, although we have a wonderful tradition. The key to California is the future and looking forward.

Jerry is a political Buzz Lightyear: “To infinity and beyond!”