Easy budget fix

Roulette_-_detailWhy hasn’t anybody thought of this before?

California has a $20 billion budget deficit. Well…

Thunder Valley Casino is in the Capitol region. So, all Gov. Schwarzenegger has to do is is take $20 billion over to the casino, walk to the roulette wheel, put the money on black (for “back to the black”), and when the ball lands on black, collect a cool $20 billion profit.

Voila! No more deficit.

— John Seiler


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