How to apply for Obamacare

How to apply for Obamacare

Here’s a link to apply for Obamacare: Click here. Or on this image:

HealthCare.gov Website, Oct. 22, 2013

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  1. jimmydeeoc
    jimmydeeoc 13 November, 2013, 10:41

    and now, of course the “mysterious” woman (yes, they really said “mysterious”) formerly on the home page is now “speaking out”, claiming that she has been “cyberbullied”. Jeez, I need a Bromo and it’s only 9:30.

    Ohhhh…then there’s that part about her being Colombian, having been in the US a scant six years and only now in the process of applying for citizenship.

    Is it really so difficult to find a “native” American? There are about 280 million of us, in every skin hue and hair color imaginable. Can’t be that hard.

    Unbelievable.

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  2. Queeg
    Queeg 13 November, 2013, 11:38

    Jimbo…relax….Ever since “why can’t we all get along together” and “mean spirited” Pete Wilson goose stepped us to the Proposition 187 refrains the little people woke up and demand representation……

    Just eat your carnitas torta, beans and rice and embrace diversity…it is hear to stay!

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  3. jimmydeeoc
    jimmydeeoc 13 November, 2013, 12:31

    Actually the biggest mistake was trying to “personalize” the website by including images of happy people (in all requisite skin hues, of course) on the site’s various pages. You’ve all seen the screen-shots, I am sure.

    I can only imagine the teeth-gnashing and hand-wringing that went on during hours upon hours of meetings to arrive at just the perfect representation of “diversity”……….

    “…..Do we use a white guy on the home page? No way! A black? Naww – conservative Republicans will (supposedly) be all over us if we did that. OK…..well it’s got to be a woman, right? How old – can’t be TOO old, after all, we need tons of the “young healthies” – we GOTTA appeal to them. OK…..how about this….a younger Caucasian woman……but with vaguely Latina features…..we can’t have anyone looking like Pancho Villa’s wife! (Laughter all around). OK – it’s settled. Now, on the second page……”

    If anyone doubts conversations like this go on day and night in this White House – you are kidding yourselves.

    They could have saved themselves a ton o’ trouble by just littering the website with images of well-known American icons (Statute of Liberty, Mt Rushmore, Bald Eagle, Lincoln Memorial)…..but what do I know. I’m not a marketing savant.

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  4. LetitCollapse
    LetitCollapse 13 November, 2013, 14:39

    Hey, didn’t you hear?

    The federal gov, under Obama’s direction, awarded a NO-BID SOLE SOURCE contract to a Canadian IT corporation to design and build the ObamaCare website that had a history of flubbing up the Canadian gov’s on-line system and had a high-ranking corporate executive who happens to be one of Michelle Obama’s college chums. If you were in charge would you hire an American or a Canadian firm to design and build a nationwide website that is predicated on American vs. Canadian healthcare policies?

    And now we find out that a couple amateur college kids were able to design and build an alternative ObamaCare on-line system that actually works.

    No idea how this nation continues to run day to day. I guess when you’re on autopilot you’re good as long as no mountains get in your way and you’ve got a tank of fuel. But when a mountain pops up in your direct line of flight or the fuel gauge arrow is pointing to “E”, you’re done.

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  5. Ulysses Uhaul
    Ulysses Uhaul 13 November, 2013, 20:22

    Jimbo…..your close to the line….let it go.

    The drones may be aloft!

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  6. Dyspeptic
    Dyspeptic 14 November, 2013, 12:36

    Using a native born American would be “nativist” and you know that can’t happen because nativism is as evil as racism, sexism, homophobia, climate change skepticism, gender specific bathrooms, etc.

    What I find odd about the Colombian immigrant is that she allowed her image to be used without compensation. What’s the point of that unless you’re some hopeless Obamabot who just wants to put a smiling face on this disaster to help The Dear Leader.

    If I were a hypersensitive, politically correct, latte sipping, Birkenstock wearing Blue Team drone I would be very offended that they chose a White Hispanic as the face of Obamacare. Surely they could have found a nice, stereotypical Medium Brown Mestizo Hispanic. Or in the true spirit of inclusion they could have used a hunchbacked, cross eyed, dwarf lesbian from Mongolia.

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  7. Ulysses Uhaul
    Ulysses Uhaul 15 November, 2013, 11:54

    Dys…..aghast at the frustration in your diatribe…….good to vent though……could keep you out of a little white coat!

    We get it. You will not be trying out for an acting gig in the planned remake of “Roots”.

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