Jay Leno on Stockton bankruptcy

Jay Leno wikiApril 10, 2013

By John Seiler

Here’s Jay Leno Monday night on the Stockton bankruptcy:

“Stockton is so broke, the founding father now is demanding a paternity test.

“Stockton is so broke, their meth labs just give out Sudafed. They can’t afford to make meth.

“Stockton is so broke, their 99-Cent store is accused of price gouging.

“You know what they call “Honey Boo Boo” in Stockton? “Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous.”

“That’s how bad it’s gotten.”


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  1. Dyspeptic
    Dyspeptic 10 April, 2013, 11:58

    Funny stuff. I hear the East Coast carpetbaggers are giving Jay the heave-ho and outsourcing the tonight show back to Nuevo York. Maybe those soon to be unemployed Tonight Show staffers can just sell flowers on the Freeway off ramps, but then how will the illegals deal with the competition?

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  2. Donkey
    Donkey 10 April, 2013, 13:27

    Dys, you know the truth of what’s going on. 🙂

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  3. us citizen
    us citizen 10 April, 2013, 14:05

    Oh I think the illegals still get to sell oranges………:)

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  4. eatingdogfood
    eatingdogfood 11 April, 2013, 19:19

    If The Democrats Didn’t Give ” Sweetheart Deals ” To Your Public Service Union.
    Goon Employees To Get Reelected; You Would Have Plenty Of Money and The.
    Taxpayer would have Some Spare Change in His Pockets! Democratic Hustler
    Politicians + Corrupt Union Goons = BANKRUPTCY BABY! Time To Bring.
    RICO Conspiracy Charges Against The Hustler Corrupt Democrats and the.
    Criminal Unions!

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  5. Jerome
    Jerome 16 April, 2013, 20:36

    There are the rich and overpaid company execs, but right behind them are the millionaire public employee pensioners (and that’s what they are worth when you do the math). Behind them are the rest of us suckers paying for it all.

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