CBS: Record cold ice storms = global warming

15 Feb, 2014 by John Seiler

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I’ve finally figured it out. CBS just ran a story blaming global warming for the record cold ice storms Back East. So, here’s what it all means:

global warming = global warming

global cooling = global warming

climate change = global warming

more hurricanes = global warming

fewer hurricanes = global warming

war = peace = global warming

freedom = slavery = global warming

ignorance = strength = global warming

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