CBS: Record cold ice storms = global warming

I’ve finally figured it out. CBS just ran a story blaming global warming for the record cold ice storms Back East. So, here’s what it all means:

global warming = global warming

global cooling = global warming

climate change = global warming

more hurricanes = global warming

fewer hurricanes = global warming

war = peace = global warming

freedom = slavery = global warming

ignorance = strength = global warming


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  1. Donkey
    Donkey 15 February, 2014, 06:37

    John, you left out one of the most important definitions to the RAGWUS members:
    Global warming = higher taxes on the private sector for any reason related to GW.

    Your logical thought process is very clear on this subject!! 🙂

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  2. Ulysses Uhaul
    Ulysses Uhaul 15 February, 2014, 07:14

    Why? Just when we were having a tranquil restful weekend another Doomer Salvo hits on CWD. Getting to feel their has to be more to life than having to defend the indefensible.

    Climate change is with us…what causes it is in debate not the reality……its is colder….we have severe drought….summer scorches us…..

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  3. Ted Steele, CEO
    Ted Steele, CEO 15 February, 2014, 17:12

    I agree with Mr. U haul— John, these doomers are killing us. Don’t jack them all up with your denial deteriarato junk……..It’s hard for a political scientist such as the Ted System ™ to keep up.

    The Tedhead

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  4. billybs
    billybs 15 February, 2014, 17:42

    What is the sound of one hand clapping?

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  5. Ulysses Uhaul
    Ulysses Uhaul 16 February, 2014, 08:32

    Teddy….how long till Billybub gets wore out and comes to his senses….climate back East….cold…..climate in Newberry Springs is hot…..dry…..

    Climate change.

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  6. Donkey
    Donkey 17 February, 2014, 03:54

    The RAGWUS feeders are right out of Orwell’s 1984. It’s all about control and lying is at its core, blackwhite:

    …this word has two mutually contradictory meanings. Applied to an opponent, it means the habit of impudently claiming that black is white, in contradiction of the plain facts. Applied to a Party member, it means a loyal willingness to say that black is white when Party discipline demands this. But it means also the ability to believe that black is white, and more, to know that black is white, and to forget that one has ever believed the contrary. This demands a continuous alteration of the past, made possible by the system of thought which really embraces all the rest, and which is known in Newspeak as doublethink. ”

    —Orwell, 1984

    RAGWUS=blackwhite 🙂

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    • Ted Steele, CEO
      Ted Steele, CEO 17 February, 2014, 08:10

      OUUUCH– Way too long of a rant Duncey– I just can’t budget the time to read same. I think the SQWIDWID and the PORKER have you in the bunker too long!

      God Bless ya little buddy ™

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  7. Ulysses Uhaul
    Ulysses Uhaul 17 February, 2014, 08:31

    Who untethered the Donkey today?

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